For all you movers, lifters, sprinters, and benders—one of the best things about this industry is that there are countless ways to get your sweat on. But what makes you choose one studio over another?
For us, it has never been about community first. Our culture thrives on attention to detail and individual client progress. Coaches who actually coach, correct, and cue? That is our standard.
If you are familiar with our tone and training style, you know we don’t beat around the bush. If you are newer to our programming and coaching style… well… the point remains. Strength, structure, and accountability are baked into our DNA.
So in the spirit of clarity, here is why MADabolic might NOT be for you:
1. We lock the doors promptly at the start of class. No late arrivals.
2. We do not offer open gym.
3. We do not offer daycare.
4. No T-Swift, no Biebs, and no Beyoncé—we purposefully avoid a pop-ridden playlist.
5. If you have nipples, cover them. Shirts are required at all times.
6. We lift heavy. Often.
7. We encourage clients to train with us four times per week. Not five, not six, and definitely not seven.
8. We focus on strength and conditioning. Cardio is secondary.
9. We are here to train you, not entertain you.
10. We do not speak average!
So what do you think? Does this list sum up some of your biggest fitness studio no-nos? Or does it sound like a breath of fresh air? Either way, we respect your preferences—we just will not be changing to accommodate them.
And if you are looking for something more, we will see you on the training floor and look forward to helping you crush your goals.
